The Art of Ruling
05.12.2010. by: Queen Missy of Missylandia

The Art of Ruling

Today I am going to teach you how to be a good ruler. A good leader can make its people want to do what the ruler wants them to do. And she has to be very subtle about it. i.e. the subordinates may not notice that they are being manipulated.

Missy teaching about the art of ruling

Well I have developed my technique to perfection. I always get what I want.

Step one is to go to your servants and ask them to do something. You have to be persistent as the servants not always understand straight away what you want. If this does not help comes step two, when you are seeking physical contact. Like brushing yourself against them, or later on jumping up onto them or attacking them as they walk by. If you are still not getting what you want, comes third phase where you start to annoy them, by doing things they do not like e.g. digging the plants or scratching the furniture. If your are still not getting the reaction you are aiming for, you have to make them feel ashamed of themselves, how neglectful they are. This can be achieved by feeling very sorry for yourself publicly, like kneading the sheep on the floor as if that was your only hope for affection.

Missy seeking affection from sheep

This usually helps but if not then you can bring out the final weapon, which has a 100% success rate: the cuteness charm. You throw yourself on the floor, stretch and show belly, keep eye-contact and roll around. I am sure your servants will not be able to resist it.

Missy bringing out the cuteness charm

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