Tomorrow I will be 1 year old. If I think back of my first year in Missylandia, I can say that my reign was successful. My people love me and I enjoy the full support of Missylandia's inhabitants. The birthday cards have started to arrive. This is the one I got from Checkered Shirts and Tiny Lady. Isn't it lovely with the little mice and cheese bits?

As a celebration of my birthday I will make a ball, to which I will invite all inhabitants of Missylandia. I already have my dress. It is made of a modern material: plastic. I will show you, but this is confidential, so no one else should see my dress before the party.

Top notch, right?